What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

Octopussy

What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

Why do females hate MGTOW so much?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Should you have a threesome with your best friend and your significant other if the significant other requests it?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Is Max Verstappen unstoppable this season?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

Why is (n-1)(n+1)=n^2-1?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What was your most memorable experience catching a fraudulent car seller?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.